Riveting as a car wreck, "Celebrity Rehab" is the logical extension of VH1's "surreality" brand -- an assembly of TV-created celebrities willing to be debased under the patina of entertainment.

Apparently fame-mongering is not an addiction. At least not one that qualifies for VH1's "Celebrity Rehab." Over the weekend we got Tareq Salahi out in Los Angeles who told us that Michaele's only ...