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“Open it the fuck back up!” the muscular Matt Honeycutt commands, mic gripped in his left fist, mustache prickling with indignation. He is balefully slash lovingly surveying the crowd and finding it a ...

Dust off those bandanas — or don't, they'll only get covered again — and apply some sunscreen. Bonnaroo Music & Arts Festival is back for its 21st year. While the first day typically eases ...