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Chaiti Chhath, a major festival in Bihar, starts with great devotion and grand preparations. People across the state eagerly ...

The Sun God Festival scheduled for this weekend at UC San Diego has been cancelled, according to school administrators. The 40-year tradition draws thousands of students for an evening of live ...