I know it's not quite as catchy as the original, but it works! Just think about the biggest narrative in baseball so far this season: Those dastardly Yankees and the unfair advantage offered by their early adoption of the torpedo bats.

If your fantasy baseball team is looking for stolen bases, Pittsburgh is the place with players like Isiah Kiner-Falefa running wild.

MLB season is underway and your fantasy baseball team needs the right waiver wire pickups to start on the right foot.